A little souvenir for the girls

Girls night out, searching through the closet of madness, finding a bunch of dresses that you know you will try on every single one and find a problem that accures and is bothering you so much that you must change, at 11:00 pm your friends come screaming in your room with more alcohol and see you in your bra and knickers and scream more, we're F***IIiing laaate bitch. While you waltz into that perfect dress, which with one look, everyone will undress you with their eyes.

Let's get a cab,
It's a ten minute walk,
fuuu**dge,
what?
I can't walk in these heals...

This is where the painful journey of walking begins, a ten minute walk, while being dragged by one of your mates that is shouting at your uncomfortable extremely high healed shoes.
Fudge this!
You end up getting there, rushing to the bar and waiting to get some thing down that throat to forget about that walk, where the first douche-burger begins to try his luck..
You are one of the hottest girls in this club..
You're not..!
Ouuch,, Owwww,, baaam..
What is he thinking,
bitch, I am in pain, my feet are killing me and I want a drink, if you want my attention, you have to observe the person and search for what they need in that second and kindly but seductively approach with a solution, then give the idea of sharing a drink and making fun of the awful music that makes my ears want to cry while bleeding. However, I do not expect every being in this world to be that charming.

Then it's the weirdo on the dance-floor, staring at you like a dog with a bone in front of him and as you do not care, since it is not interesting and you  are out to enjoy your own moment, while dancing to the old school song that reminds you of fun days of music and constant laughter, your girlfriend's bum suddenly appears in your face, it's time to show your moves, like a fucking video game, one has to be a head and the amount you are both trying to prove that you are the hottest dancers there, that's where the attractive hunters are observing and offer you a comfy seat and a drink, while wanting to know more about you and ladies, we all know that we love talking about the "I", just talking about yourself, gives you a sense of connection with anyone and I mean anyone lol That is where you have to be smart ;)
Anyways, he's hot stuff and the rest is going to be a mystery..

Next blog will be about an introduction of a film-making student's life..